luckyshirt:

Here’s a photo gallery of birds stealing ice cream cones in case you need it.

when could i not need this?  actually, i lived in San Francisco when I was a little girl, and the seagulls were fucking brutal. Once a seagull swooped down and took an entire fried chicken leg OUT OF MY HAND in between bites. the chicken was in my hand for 2, 3 seconds max…

of course, there was also the time a gull swooped in out of nowhere and took my teddy bear.

thanks mom, for all those afternoon picnics spent ducking and hiding from the pterodactyls who live in golden gate park.